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my mum says this to me about anything and im 20

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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reading this on tumblr still does not help me Richard

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submissivelymonroe:

mortalcompass:

nezua:

don’t be so sure you alone possess the secret to happiness

The more I watched this, the more I smiled. :D

STOP THIS. His face is one of pure mischief behind that beard. I like this human.

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#lol #q
porkskins:


motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

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#lol #q
thesilverpaws:

"Aha, aha. Mhm. So, what else is troubling you today? Please go on."
— Faolan giving me therapeutic sessions on the couch

thesilverpaws:

"Aha, aha. Mhm. So, what else is troubling you today? Please go on."

— Faolan giving me therapeutic sessions on the couch

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lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

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LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

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#LOL
bottomjared:


im dead

bottomjared:

im dead

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sorelatable:

What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like “here are 7 other singles that watched Orange Is The New Black for 8 hours straight in your area”

(via thelesbianicplague)

is your teen joining THE SKELETON WARS?

skeletonmeme:

decode their text messages for “txt speak” slang used by SKELETONS

  • LOL - lots of legbones
  • SMH - skeletons murdering humans
  • FYI - forget your insides! (and become a skeleton)
  • WTF - waxing the fibula
  • OMG - outta my grave
  • FFS - for friendly skeletons

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