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layalas asked: If there's no limit, answer them all~

Weeeeeee! Here goes :D

1.Kissed a girl? Yep, many
2.Kissed a boy? Yep, many (and a few in between or neither boy nor girl honestly such binary questions)
3.Had sex in public? Yep
4.What’s your religion? I don’t believe in God but I don’t think She minds
5.What does your URL mean? I really like my pancreas and I like asses so I merged them
6.Reason you joined tumblr? First girlfriend ever way back when put me on it in 2k11
7.Do you have any nicknames? T and Bean (K dog hasn’t caught on)
8.Do you like bubble bath? Yes yes yes I make bubble beards
9.Kissed in the rain? Yes I have done this but in London drizzle, I wanna do it in a big bad almost monsoon type storm
10.Dyed your hair? I have gone dark red n purple and secretly think of blonde a lot
11.Soup or salad? Soup but not gazpacho
12.Vegetable or meat? Vegetables every time
13.Go out drinking? Frequently aye
14.Smoke cigarettes? Nope
15.Smoke weed? Nope
16.Do any hard drugs? Nope
17.Have you had sex today? Yep
18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? Yep multiple times it is one of my fave activities
19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted? Bezzie from sixth form who I’ve just seen after two years: we caught up big time on Life. It was good.
20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? A few times but I look out for them more in other people
21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game? Back when I was in school all the time. Bless being 14.
22.Tried to commit suicide? Nope
23.The last time you felt broken? Ages and ages ago, I guess when v v v v cute girl who I was seeing left for America
24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt? Never
25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend? No y u so binary questionnaire
26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair? Shortie
27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl? ‘to’? If you’re talking like attractiveness I notice people’s (short) hair, humour and probably shoes/jacket/style combo
28.Do you sing in the shower? Queen quite a lot and I use Mountains by Biffy Clyro to time my short showers.
29.Do you dance in the car? Always, head boppin’ is well good
30.Where were you yesterday? Gay bar hoppin’ in London with old straight friends
31.Ever used a bow and arrow? Aye and I was awful but wanted to be great. I was 10.
32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? In a forest by my sister
33.Do you think musicals are cheesy? Yes but this does not stop the love
34.Is Christmas stressful? Always
35.Favorite type of fruit pie? Apple pie, sorry Mrs Tweedy
36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Pilot, mechanic, Robin Hood
37.Do you believe in ghosts? Nope
38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Nah
39.Take a vitamin daily? Nuh uh
40.Wear slippers? Why is this relevant no
41.Wear a bath robe? Do I look like I live in a five star hotel all the time?
42.What do you wear to bed? Boxers if I’m alone, nothing otherwise
43.Do you want to get married? Dunno quite yet
44.Can you curl your tongue? Aye and twist it both ways and count to three with it how magical

Relationship preference:
45.How many relationships have you had? Three proper ones
46.How can I win your heart? Through a raffle, tickets 50p, roll up roll up
47.what makes a great relationship? One sided stuff isn’t enough, don’t fall into a relationship or settle for one because you don’t think you’re good enough or are too gentle to say no
48.Shy OR open? Open
50.Religious OR non-religious? No preference if it doesn’t impact the relationship negatively
51.Caring OR non-restricting of you? I don’t think the two are mutually exclusive but I like freedom and caring
52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge? Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay edges
53.Piercings OR no piercings? Piercings but preferably not sidenose ones cause that reminds me of my grandma, none is cool too, they have to be ok with mine too
54.Tattoos OR no tattoos? Good tattoos or none at all
55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type? Party party party

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theamazingindi:


diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

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frameup asked: You're gorgeous. Okay. yup. Bye.

Bloody hell thanks sweet follower

Um guys I’m spending a term in Philadelphia an actual seven weeks I can’t fuckin wait

lego-stories:

Nearly Headless Nick

lego-stories:

Nearly Headless Nick

mockingday:

Watch Emma’s speech and take action

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No limit

1.Kissed a girl?
2.Kissed a boy?
3.Had sex in public?
4.What’s your religion?
5.What does your URL mean?
6.Reason you joined tumblr?
7.Do you have any nicknames?
8.Do you like bubble bath?
9.Kissed in the rain?
10.Dyed your hair?
11.Soup or salad?
12.Vegetable or meat?
13.Go out drinking?
14.Smoke cigarettes?
15.Smoke weed?
16.Do any hard drugs?
17.Have you had sex today?
18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
22.Tried to commit suicide?
23.The last time you felt broken?
24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?
27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
28.Do you sing in the shower?
29.Do you dance in the car?
30.Where were you yesterday?
31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
34.Is Christmas stressful?
35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
37.Do you believe in ghosts?
38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
39.Take a vitamin daily?
40.Wear slippers?
41.Wear a bath robe?
42.What do you wear to bed?
43.Do you want to get married?
44.Can you curl your tongue?
Relationship preference:
45.How many relationships have you had?
46.How can I win your heart?
47.what makes a great relationship?
48.Shy OR open?
50.Religious OR non-religious?
51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?
52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
53.Piercings OR no piercings?
54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
ask me these, please? : )

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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queerbookclub:

Queer books out in September 2014, Part 1 of 2
Yup, there were two many awesome LGBTQ books coming out this month to fit them all in one roundup. You can find part 2 here.
[image description: the covers of ten books, listed below.]

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:


easily my favorite picture in the world

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

easily my favorite picture in the world

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